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Q: Who are these people in full military
gear?
A: American
troops.
Q: Where are they?
A: In a foreign
country called Afghanistan.
Q: What are they doing there?
A: Pissing over
Afghanis.
Q: Why piss over them?
A: Because they
are blood smeared.
Q: Why they are blood smeared?
A: Because they
were shot by American troops.
Q: Why they were shot?
A: Because they
were terrorists.
Q: What did they do?
A: Heaps: a) They
were unhappy with the U.S. regime; b) they said no to the U.S.
regime; c) they tried to evict American occupation troops sent
to their country by the U.S. regime; d) they intended to over
throw puppet rule imposed upon them from the U.S. regime ...
Q: Enough! How could people do such terrible
things, outrageous! They deserve to be killed.
A: Exactly. When
your kids wet the bed, can you not blame on your neighbours?
Q: I will have to! Anyone who is unhappy with
me will cause my kids to have nightmare and pee on the bed.
You know that.
A: Quite right. Then
will you grab a machine gun to knock on your neighbours' door for
causing your bed wet?
Q: You bet! They have an obligation to buy me
a new mattress.
A: Will you allow
your neighbours not to open the door when you knocked?
Q: No way! I'll kick open the door and storm
in.
A: Once you've
stormed in, will you allow your neighbours to stop you from abusing
their sisters and beating their kids?
Q: Not a chance, that's my God given rights.
A: Just so. And
when they tries to resist your assault, can you not kill their
brothers?
Q: I can't, can you? For God's sake, I'll
kill all of them, brothers, sisters, and kids.
A: Good on you.
After you've killed them, can you not piss over their bodies?
Q: I don't think so. That's why we fought
so hard to liberate Afghanistan from dictatorship for. Now
it is a free country, and in the land of freedom, they
Afghanis are free to be killed and pissed over, and we Americans are
free to kill and piss over their dead bodies.
A: Well said, well
said, indeed. We'll destroy
all enemies of freedom! Because,
you see, we can! God bless America!
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