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18 July 2011
Whose Feelings Are Hurt?
Not Ours, Many Chinese Say
Messy
powerlines
Barack Obama met Dalai Lama on Saturday. The
national feelings of many Chinese are hurt, not
by the meeting, but by the statement of Chinese
foreign ministry who claimed that the meeting
"seriously huts the national feelings of the
Chinese people".
No, we are not hurt, not a bit - those Chinese
say - because we are not in love with America,
and we have no feelings towards that country, not
at all. Instead, for what America has done to us,
right from the Eight
Power Allied Forces, Korean
War, Tiananmen
coup, mid-air collision, embassy
bombing, Lhasa
riot, Urumqi
massacre, Yellow
Sea provocation to Jasmine
revolution, we fully understand that the
United States is our biggest threat and vicious
enemy.
Who is Dalai Lama? A former slave
owner, a former collaborator
of German Nazi and a former CIA
employee for 20 years. And, he is still a
pilgrim of Yasukuni house where fourteen class A
Japanese war criminals are enshrined, and he is
still a supportor
of Iraqi war orchestrated by the guys who
have been accused of war crimes.
And who is Brack Obama? The boss of CIA
whose mission is of doing whatever it can to hurt
China, physically (through the means of military
and economy)
and mentally (by way of smearing
and humiliation).
Now the CIA boss met with a CIA veteran staff
member, asking whether the old man is short of
bread and bacon, and maybe also discussing
briefly what further assistance the retired
warrior can offer to the organization, just like
President Hu Jintao from time to time would visit
some veteran Chinese
Volunteer Army soldiers, enquiring if they
are short of rice and tofu, and probably also
singing March
Song with them: "雄赳赳气昂昂，打败美帝野心狼".
It's a conventional staff management practice,
why should anyone get upset about or feel hurt
with?! Unless, of course, you have foolishly
fallen in love with your enemy! And because you
hold an unrequited love for your killer,
therefore when the killer holds a gun to your
sibling's head, you can still hold your nerve to
chant a ditty full of sentiment and affection:
Uh Ohhhhh Baby, baby
Uh Ohhhhh Baby, baby
Uh Ohhhhh Baby, baby
Uh Ohhhhh, Uh Ohhhhh
You done hurt me,
broke my heart
Played me like a fool
And I know two wrongs [Obama and
Dalai] don’t make it
right
But you done hurt me, you done hurt me
So many times in my
mind
I done planed it out already,
And all the things I’ve done [buy
your toilet paper that you call bunds, open
my bedroom to you that you say is your market
place]
You should be feelin’
bad too
It’s like they say
Misery loves company [Obama:
I feel great. What's wrong with you guys? You
must be crazy, you definitely are!]
You know, I know [Obama:
Know what?]
Nothing, I finally figured it out [Obama
(lifts his brows): Yeah? Like what?]
You done hurt me [Obama: Oh,
just this? So what? That's exactly what I
wanna do. There is no way the planet can
sustain both of us. If over a billion Chinese
citizens have the same living patterns as
Australians and Americans do right now then
all of us are in for a very miserable time.
Now you know why I hate you and want to
destroy you, get it?]
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