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Is He A Superboy Sent by Aliens?
20 January 2010

If you think Superman is just a Hollywood fancy, look at this little kid.

According to a report by timesonine.co.uk on January 16, 2010, this little boy has been considered as a dangerous terrorist suspect ever since he was 2. By then even he was yet to develop an ability to communicate with other human beings in human language, he was, nevertheless, viewed by American authorities for possibly being the part of terrorist network with a capacity to blow up American aircrafts, thus was a target of extra security measures at airports. Now he is eight, and the dander he imposes to America national security has increased four times. Alarming!

However, his parents, one is a US Navy veteran and another a photojournalist, insist their son is not a superman sent by aliens but a normal kid with no connection to any terrorist organisations whatsoever. After all, when terrorists blew up the World Trade Centre, he wasn’t there, and wasn’t even in this world, so he should not be responsible for the action and the consequences. But American authorities don’t seem to be so sure. They are, for some reason, scared of this little tot.

His parents first learnt of his supposed dangerous nature when they could not get him a seat in a flight because he was, as they were told, “on the list”. The toddler was then patted down and passed through Newark airport in New Jersey. Imagine a spectacular scene in which a terrorist suspect with a seemingly innocent giggling was carried in the arms of his parent when went through special airport security inspection conducted by a group of armed security guards!

谁要是认为“超人”只是好赖污的幻想，谁就上当啦。美国还真有“超人”，这小毛孩就是其中之一。

据英国泰晤士报1月16日报道，这毛孩自2岁起就涉嫌从事反美恐怖活动了。虽然那时他还连话都说不全，不过这好像并不妨碍他和恐怖组织遥相呼应、里应外合，密谋炸毁美国民航飞机。美国当局充分预见到了这一可能性，因此6年来，他每次登机前都要通过特殊的安全检查和全身搜索（好在他总共也就这么一点体积，应该不是很费时间）。

但他的父母，一位是美国退役海军军官另一位是美国一大媒体的新闻图片记者，却竭力包庇恐怖嫌疑犯，声称他们的儿子只是个普通的小男孩，并没有什么特异功能。再者说，9.11的时候这小子还不知在哪儿猫着呢，根本还没出生，他对该恐怖事件实在不应该负有任何责任。不过美国当局显然比他的父母要站得高、看得远，所以并没有被这臭小子天真无邪的假象所迷惑。不会说话就一定不会搞阴谋诡计吗？还没出生就必定和犯罪事件没有联系吗？世界上的事情可不是这么简单的。

他父母最早被告知他可能有超能力是在带他坐飞机的时候。机场拒绝让这危险分子登机。于是这咯咯傻笑的两岁的恐怖大亨就被他父母抱着去接受国家反恐卫士们的检查审讯了。想象一下这一壮观的景象吧！

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