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Dalai
Lama's Shit of Comfort - Literally
Some media folks in Taiwan sound rather bitter over Dalai
Lama's
"comforting" trip to the
island, for his holiness donated not one
cent to help the typhoon victims to
rebuild their homes, but collected high
appearance fees for attending comforting
rituals
and cost the local dearly to ensure his
personal safety and comfort, which
includes 700,000 Taiwan yuans on
arranging a special VIP train carriage
for Dalai and his entourage.
But the accusation doesn't
seem to be fair. Not entirely. According
to reliable sources, Dalai Lama did have
offered "honeydew" (甘露) pills to some of the
victims for free.
The honeydew
pills are so precious and powerful that
are claimed by lamas to be magic elixir that
can help anybody in whatever condition to
rebuild his/her physical and mental
strength.
However,
the pills in question are not really made
of honey and dew, but ... well, the following is the
specification of the product revealed by
a Lama master in his book:
The "holy
bottle" of Tibetan
Lamaism
always contains five types of meat and
five scented honeydew.
The five types of meat are
as follows: 1) Elephant meat; 2) Horse
meat; 3) Human
flesh; 4)
Pork meat; 5) Dog meat.
The ingredients of the
honeydew are as follows: 1) Big Scent (大香) - high rank lama's
manure and cerumen; 2) Small Scent - high
rank lama's urine; 3) Human Brain -
extracted from the corpse of high rank
lamas; 4) Red Buddhi - girl's first
menstruation or the ovum of a woman
who has sexual intercourse with lamas; 5) White Buddhi - the
sperm of high rank lamas.
Those with privilege to
taste a honeydew, please feel honoured
and enjoy yourself! More
from The
Treasonous Human Waste
‘密宗宝瓶里一定放的东西还有五肉五甘露。五甘露说明如下：1大香--有香之大便。有功德成就的行者，其粪便是含有檀香之味道。2小香--有香之小便，有功德成就之行者，其尿是香的。3脑髓--有功德成就之西藏行者，如系天葬，死后他的脑髓都保存下来。4红菩提--空行母之卵子，不是普通女人的；或用处女初次之月经。5白菩提--有功德成就，证空性的瑜伽行者所出之悲智双运不漏之精子。五肉是象肉、马肉、人肉、猪肉和狗肉。’
-- 页678～679,
曲肱斋全集（一）,
陈健民上师著，徐芹庭编，普贤王如来佛教会
1991.7.10. 出版精装本.
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